Tagged

I'm pretending that I was being tagged by Rizal, Wan & SanKai. So, here they are:

THE SELF
[01] Name: Sazly
[02] Nickname: Face/ Panzer/ istante/ the nicest
[03] Married: No
[04] Zodiac Sign: Libra/Scorpio cusp, Water Ox
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: mid-30s
[07] High School: Ipoh day school
[08] University: UITM dropout
[09] Height: 174cm
[10] Weight: 85kg
[11] Do you like yourself: Yes
[12] Piercings: No
[13] Right or left: -
[14] Are you a freak: I invented freak
[15] Hair: Black
[16] Skin: Smooth & fair
[17] Allergic: Stupid questions
[18] What are you doing now: Horse riding
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Repairing PCs
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Jetsetting

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: No
[22] Siblings(included you): 13
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Me
[25] Love/hate your family: They're there either way

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Once upon a time
[27] If yes, who is he/she: :)
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: the other half
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 3
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 3
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): 3
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Yes
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Pissed them off with weird questions that they can't answer
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Yes
[35] You with your other half since: Before 'Ray of Light' until 'American Life'
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Yes
[37] Reasons you love your other half: They gave me endorphines
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Once-in-a-while-chat-when-they-have-problems-and have-no-one-else-to-talk-to stage. Pathetic assholes!!
[39] You woo-ed her/him or he/she woo you: All me
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: No

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Ahmad Fairuz
[42] Your first enemy: Azman
[43] The friends you love the most: The few of them are: He who believed in me, he who understood and laughed together bout being berangan, he who enjoyed discovering culinary delights, he who hold on to his promise, he who reminds me to live for today, he who reminds me to live for tomorrow, he who reminds me to see from others' perspectives
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): "In politics there are no permanent friends or enemies"
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Shirley. Cool, confident and crazy
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Jones. Passionate, gifted, charming
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Look-at-me-while-I'm-talking-loudly-for-everyone-to-hear-because-I'm-influenced-by-how-people-in-Prof-Razak-Mohaideen's-movies-talk
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Posers
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: No
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover : No
[51] If your friend backstab you: I'll do my best to make sure they remember that
[52] If your friend betray you: I'll do my best to make sure they remember that
[53] If your friend woo your lover: I'll just laugh it off
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: I'll just say let's be friends
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: That never happen to me before

THE EDUCATION
[56] Are you a good student: Define good, but if I have to guess, no
[57] You always do your homeworks/assignments: Yes
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Cikgu Hashim, math teacher
[59] Always late to school/college: Yes, I've been nocturnal since forever
[60] Your class: Yes, i've got class! I'm a classy kinda guy! (t
[61] You love your seniors: No, why is this relevant?
[62] Senior who you love the most: Fawzy
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Good
[64] Excellent result classmate: Ustad (NYU), Epol (LeHigh), Shamrul (Wustl! Hahahaha)
[65] Laziest classmate: Some dude who slept in class then quit halfway to become a pilot
[66] Smart people: Young business-entrepreneurs in school
[67] Stupid people: Some I'm-a-rebel-without-a-cause-let's-smoke-behind-the-school-canteen-to-be-cool
[68] Good looking people: Some fat guys who didn't have to resort to being funny to be noticed
[69] Ugly people: Mat rempit, sorry that's Masam people, but they'll do
[70] Funny people: -
[71] Cute people: -
[72] Bad people: -
[73] Honest people: -
[74] Acting people: We all are on stage
[75] You are what kind of people: It's a matter of perception, to define myself that simple is to insult your intelligence reading the answer

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes
[77] Hugs or kisses: Hugs
[78] Shorter or taller: Doesn't matter
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontananeous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach
[81] Listener or talker: Talker
[82] Romantic or rich: Both are not in the same category
[83] Good husband or Good Father: I dream of an apron

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get married: When I wanted to
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 5 (1st born preferably a gal. Plan: the momma can't come, missionary, do it after period until before ovulation. Bwahahaha...)
[86] Career: That pays good salary
[87] Salary: Enough doing something that I like for my career
[88] Retirement age: Depends on the salary and career
[89] Properties value: Enough for retirement
[90] Wishes: To get more than 200 in bowling by year end, to go to Istanbul and have a Turkish bath ("you haven't really bathed until you had a Turkish bath"), to keep a panther as a pet and feed it Mat Rempits since we've plenty

I'm tagging Gerobok Kayu, and Damaged Control...